La fin du monde suite et fin (enfin)

Ben c'est ça, pas de fin du monde pour hier non plus. Ça commence à être barbant tout ça alors je vais clore la discussion avec ce post parce que ça me tente pus de parler de Camping. T'as pogne-tu? tente, camping... okay je la ferme ma yeule.

Si la fin du monde est un sujet dont vous ne vous lassez pas, allez faire un tour sur echolalie.org pour une liste de fins du monde; et si vous lisez l'anglais, ne manquez surtout pas le site d'Alma Geddon, c'est à se tordre de rire.

Ou encore, si vous voulez vraiment freaker, consultez ces prédictions réalistes de la fin du monde, qui sont doublement angoissantes par le fait que de un, on ne sait pas quand elles vont frapper, et de deux elles représentent des menaces bien réelles.

Quelqu'un, quelque part est en train de tripoter sa Bible ou les quatrains, ou les prophéties maya de Saint Malachie le Sumérien à la recherche d'un code de Révélation mystique qui lui permettra de chier une date sortie out of the fuckin blue pour la fin du monde, et va se trouver à tomber pile sur la bonne date, ce qui fait qu'il va se mettre à se prendre véritablement pour un authentique prophète, alors qu'on sait tous pertinement qu'il n'a pas plus de mérite que s'il avait pigé les bons numéros à la 6/49.

Je considère cette notion comme la plus déprimante de toutes. On pourrait trouver consolation dans le fait qu'il ne restera pas assez longtemps pour nous barber avec son attitude, mais vu qu'on va tous être trop occupés à succomber la gueule ouverte, je vois pas vraiment l'intérêt. Quel monde injuste. Je hais les prophètes, je leur souhaite de crever oubliés de tous dans des morts banales et sans envergure.

Ah, pis allons-y avec une chanson, ça va nous remonter le moral

It's the end of the world as we know it (And I feel fine)
R.E.M

That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes, an aeroplane - Lenny Bruce is not afraid.

Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn, world serves its own needs, dummy serve your own needs. Feed it off an aux speak, grunt, no, strength, ladder starts to clatter with fear fight down height. Wire in a fire, representing seven games, a government for hire and a combat site. Left of west and coming in a hurry with the furies breathing down your neck. Team by team reporters baffled, trumped, tethered cropped. Look at that low playing! Fine, then. Uh oh, overflow, population, common food, but it'll do. Save yourself, serve yourself. World serves its own needs, listen to your heart bleed dummy with the rapture and the revered and the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, bright light, feeling pretty psyched.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

Six o'clock - TV hour. Don't get caught in foreign towers. Slash and burn, return, listen to yourself churn. Locking in, uniforming, book burning, blood letting. Every motive escalate. Automotive incinerate. Light a candle, light a votive. Step down, step down. Watch your heel crush, crushed. Uh-oh, this means no fear cavalier. Renegade steer clear! A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of lies. Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives and I decline.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine.
(I feel fine)

It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine.

The other night I dreamt of knives, continental drift divide. Mountains sit in a line, Leonard Bernstein. Leonid Brezhnev. Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs. Birthday party, cheesecake, jelly bean, boom! You symbiotic, patriotic, slam book neck, right? Right.

It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine.

It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine.

It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it. (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone) and I feel fine...

Ou pas.